My Dog Ate My Car

Ever had a dog try to eat your car?

I have had my car since April 2003. Since then, several things have happened to it. In Sept. '03, 2 of my dogs decided the promised land was somewhere inside the front end, and pulled the bumper off. Feb. '04, some jerk hit my car and ran as I was turning left onto Suckergarden road from the Pond Fill Rd. - ripped a piece of my newly-replaced front bumper clean off. I have not fixed it yet because I know as soon as I do, the car gods will make something else happen. But now I know, that strategy ain't sound, as my dogs have once again decided to ravage the front end (they even chew on the license plate!). I took pictures, check it out: